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Sansa
The Quiet Type
The Quiet Type


Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 12
Location: los angeles, ca
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.    
   
 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.    
   
 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.    
   
 Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.    
   
 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.    
   
 Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.    
   
 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.    
   
 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:43 pm     Chuck Norris Reply with quote
Sansa
The Quiet Type
The Quiet Type


Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 12
Location: los angeles, ca
Classic. keep em coming
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:16 pm     Reply with quote
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