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mteric
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This one is definitely bad.  I heard it from my dad, so if you're going to throw rotten fruit, save it for him!    
   
 Do you know why I like bananas?  
   
 Because they have appeal.
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Really bad jokes Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:11 pm     Really bad jokes Reply with quote
southboca
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Just remember, you started it....  
   
 My favorite joke from when I was 7:  
 What goes ha, ha clunk?  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 A man laughing his head off.
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You started it Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:17 pm     You started it Reply with quote
kfgmaster
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Here's one (bad joke):  
   
 Wanna hear a dirty joke?  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 The white horse fell in the muck...
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:26 am     Reply with quote
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what you call a deer with no eyes?  
 .........  
   
 ....  
   
   
   
 I have "no-eye-deer" (continued)..
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So.. Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:03 pm     So.. Reply with quote
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that same deer has no legs?  
   
 Still, no-eye-deer! ha (continued).
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What if.. Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:03 pm     What if.. Reply with quote
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two of those deers, with no eyes and no legs...  
   
   
 still no f'in "eye deer"
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Same deer... Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:04 pm     Same deer... Reply with quote
southboca
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Continuing in the same vein...  
 How do you catch a unique rabbit.  
   
   
   
 U - nique up on it.
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Continuing in the same vein Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:22 am     Continuing in the same vein Reply with quote
southboca
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?  
   
   
   
   
   
   
 The tame way.  
   
   
 If you like 'em, give praise to my grandmum. She read them somewhere and told everyone she knew about them. If you don't, I don't remember who told me.
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And... Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:25 am     And... Reply with quote
SallyDP
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I am really amazed!  You people actually have the ability of posting really bad jokes! Congratulations to all of you! They suck! LOL!
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:00 am     Reply with quote
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