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mteric
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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Location: Montana, USA
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Why did the blonde nurse take a red pen to work? So she could draw blood. (No offense to all our great blonde folks out there!)
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:56 pm Blonde jokes
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southboca
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Joined: 13 Mar 2007
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I'm blonde and female ... so no PC screams on this. If you're PC, stop reading now. No. really. You've been warned. How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:22 pm None taken
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southboca
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Joined: 13 Mar 2007
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Oh, yeah. And an equal opportunity blonde joke too. How does a sexually active blonde end up with a bruise on her belly button? Her boyfriend is blond too.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:24 pm Bellybuttons
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mteric
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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Location: Montana, USA
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That's a tough act to follow, but I'll give it a try. A blonde went into a library and walked up to the librarian saying, "I would like a cheeseburger." "Shhhh, this is a library!" the librarian responded. "I'm sorry", the blonde said, a bit taken aback. Then she said, in a whisper, "I would like a cheeseburger."
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:22 pm
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kfgmaster
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Joined: 16 Mar 2007
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A blonde and a brunnette jump off a cliff at the same time. Who dies first (or atleast hits the bottom first)? The brunnette, because the blonde needs to ask for directions...
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:17 am
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mteric
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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Location: Montana, USA
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Very gifted.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:36 am
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