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mteric
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Why did the blonde nurse take a red pen to work?  
   
 So she could draw blood.      
   
 (No offense to all our great blonde folks out there!)
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Blonde jokes Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:56 pm     Blonde jokes Reply with quote
southboca
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I'm blonde and female ... so no PC screams on this. If you're PC, stop reading now. No. really. You've been warned.     
   
 How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?            
   
   
   
   
 She opens the car door. 
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None taken Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:22 pm     None taken Reply with quote
southboca
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Oh, yeah. And an equal opportunity blonde joke too.   
   
 How does a sexually active blonde end up with a bruise on her belly button?  
   
   
   
 Her boyfriend is blond too.
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Bellybuttons Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:24 pm     Bellybuttons Reply with quote
mteric
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That's a tough act to follow, but I'll give it a try.     
   
 A blonde went into a library and walked up to the librarian saying, "I would like a cheeseburger."  
   
 "Shhhh, this is a library!" the librarian responded.  
   
 "I'm sorry", the blonde said, a bit taken aback.  Then she said, in a whisper, "I would like a cheeseburger."
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:22 pm     Reply with quote
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A blonde and a brunnette jump off a cliff at the same time.  Who dies first (or atleast hits the bottom first)?  
   
   
   
   
   
   
 The brunnette, because the blonde needs to ask for directions...
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:17 am     Reply with quote
mteric
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  
   
 Very gifted.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:36 am     Reply with quote
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